Silly Things Vegetarians Hear


  • I could never be vegetarian. I'd get sick of eating pasta all the time!
  • I could never be vegetarian. I'd get sick of eating salad all the time!
  • Oh, but we decided on a seafood restaurant because we thought you ate fish.
  • What did you say gelatin was made of? You're joking.
  • Um, then I shouldn't order meat for my own dinner, should I?
  • Aren't you worried that you don't get enough protein?
  • Aren't you worried that you don't get enough iron?
  • Can't you just pick out the bits of meat in (insert name of dish here) and eat the rest of it?
  • Hey, you know that has meat in it, right? ... Just kidding!
  • Gravy for your mashed potatoes?
  • You should feel bad about the pain and suffering you're causing all those plants you're eating.
  • (After being informed that rendered cattle are ingredients in cattle feed) Yeah, it's good for 'em!
  • Well, here, all vegetarians eat chicken and fish, too.